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Thursday 21st at 9 am I go in to have my tonsils yanked out. I am a little nervous about it. Though I know it is a simple operation. Still as the day draws closer I am finding my minds on it more and more and I am getting nervous. Of course I had to look it up on Youtube.
Nooo don't look things up on Youtube, it will make you even more nervous...think if i snuck into hospital with you they would take mine out aswell while i'm there?....
I know how you feel. I had to have oral surgery done April 22nd. They pulled my two bottom right molars in order to cut out my wisdom tooth and extract a cyst that it was sitting in. First time being put under as well, so I was very nervous. From the time I walked in to sit in the chair to the time I was leaving to go home was about 29 minutes. Even after the medicine wore off, I had no pain. Everything healed fine and the results of my biopsy said that is was a cyst from the wisdom tooth and was not cancerous! So I am glad for that.
Being put under was very comforting. I could feel a tingle throughout my entire body, I yawned, and then everything was completely black. It was very deep. I was talking with my husband about it on the ride home and wondered if that is how it would feel to die.
Did they put you under when they removed your tonsils?
I am just as bad when it comes to a procedure. I go to youtube and have to watch a corresponding video. I am a glutton for punishment. lol
21:44 May 15 2015 Times Read: 1,320
This physical world is to our imagination as ice is to water -pure water forms pure ice - dirty water forms dirty ice. Consider how much easier it is to purify water before it freezes than it is to chip the impurities from the solid ice. So also, it is much easier to purify your thoughts before they manifest into physical reality, than to try to cut the cancerous impurities from solid reality after you have manifested your thoughts into physical form.
Hayfever is basically trees having sex with each other in your nose.
06:36 May 13 2015 Times Read: 1,349
I have been having pretty bad sinus/allergy issues recently. It's crazy outside. Don't go out there. Close all your windows. There is tree sex covering everything. I can't go out on the deck without getting tree sex in my hair. It's disgusting. Anyway, what was I on about? Oh. My roomate has been keeping an eye on pollen counts. It goes from 1 to 12. Today it's 10. Tomorrow will be 11.5. My nose never stops itching. Everyone should move to the top of a really high mountain. Like in Colorado where pot is legal.
Agreed, i dislike this time of year greatly, i think i need one of those huge transparent balls you climb into and can go rolling around in, they kind of remind me of the little plastic ones hamsters can go running around in, i need to gets me one of those and stay in it until September when i can breathe again.
Yeah me and my daughter laugh about pollen. Nature's Sex Powder as we call it. lol I have had some really bad sinus issues from it in the beginning of Spring. Not so much now though.
I have to take two tablets a day, eye drops, nasal spray and try to stay in doors, keep windows closed and not hang washing out to dry, which is just ridiculous in the real world, though if i had one of those Zorb ball things i could roll to work.....
Pollen is horrid and they say the worst has yet to come, since it started I spend my days taking Advil sinus meds because I can't take acetaminophen since my livers not so good.
The weed would make me not care about my watery eyes and constant coughing/ congestion.
Tree sex! I will never think of pollen the same again.
19:18 May 12 2015 Times Read: 1,365
Sometimes we must see through the chaos and the distractions. So start by taking away the negative thoughts and change it to positive thoughts. As what is said, can change the environment around us, unless we remember that a positive thought attracts positive things. Don't be blinded by negative situations or comments.
My roommate said I am the strangest dude he ever met. So why did he say this you ask? I shall show you. We have a bunch of candy one of our neighbors gave us for Easter. This sweet little old lady. My roommate said it is time to toss it, the candy, not the sweet old lady. I said NO. My dragon guards the Candy Cave. (Yes like every boy I too have action figures and STILL plays with them). And I played it out for him as I shall for you:
First No cutting or bondage was involved.
The Chocolate Cave and The Marshmallow Bunnies
By: Dakotah
Players: Dragon and Marshmallow Candy Bunnies
"Who dares approach my chocolatey cave?"
"I am the Chocolate Dragon! Halt!"
"One for All; All For One! Get the Candy!"
"Save The Children!!" (someone always yells this in dragon movies)
"Burn Evil Bunnies! Burn! THY' SHALL NOT Pass" Yells the Dragon.
"Oh No! I Am Melting!"
Dragon flames all the bunnies and saves the chocolate mountain!
lmao dakotah do u have nothing but time on ur hands buddy !
09:41 May 08 2015 Times Read: 1,418
To all my brothers I offer you a gift. Real men can cry when the moments are special; real men dream for inspiration and real men love with the intentions of their hearts and souls. NOT with attitude, or jealousy; real men share their hopes and inspiration for love, peace and respect. Real men relish in the tender moments of life, slowing down at the right moment; to capture the breath of everyone around them. A real man never promise what they can’t give; but share all that they have and offer everything willingly. Real men are not selfish but carrying and understanding. Real men don’t physically abuse or torment others to be abusive, especially to the woman in their lives and to the ones they say they love. Learn to trust and understand all people; for this is a man. A man whom can be honest and carrying without feeling embarrassed; are the strongest when they are the gentlest. Remember men, we have choices, so choose wisely and respect the woman in your lives; because it’s really simple; They may choose not to be around you; respect and honesty goes a long ways, and this the same for woman.
YOU MY DEAREST BROTHER ARE A REAL MAN , AS YOU HAVE DESCRIBED HERE, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO BUSY TO LSITEN COMFORT AND GIVE WISE COUNSEL TO ME WHEN NEEDED. I AM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY SON'S GUARDIAN AND ONE OF MY VR BROTHERS , IF ALL MEN WERE LIKE YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE A FAR BETTER PLACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPE AND WISDOM.
21:20 May 07 2015 Times Read: 1,437
Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
Okay… How do I put this? It seems over the last three weeks I’ve noticed at nearly every street corner has a person standing begging for money.
There signs read; homeless please help, God bless… Yet I noticed one guy clean shaven, hair nicely groomed, smoking and wearing nice tennis shoes, I’m talking about the nice Nikes that cost between $99.99 and $150.00 and the beggars either has a coke or mountain dew or some kind of energy drink, and not to mention a bag full of snacks.
So let me tally this up.
Hair cut $15.00 twice a month totaling $30.00 total for the year $360.00
Shoes $150.00 times two for the year $300.00
Cigarettes $7.00 a pack and the way they smoke looks to be about two packs a day. That’s $98.00 a week and $5,096.00 for 52 weeks in the year.
Snacks about $18.00 a day total for the year $6,552.00
Average coke or Mountain dew $1.69 plus deposit .10 times 6 for the day. Equals $10.74 for the day for a grand total for the year $3,909.36
Energy drink average $2.99 and they normally drink three for the day at $8.87 for a total for the year $3,265.08
Now these are just a few things that ran through my head when I saw this person on the street corner today. This is incredible. So the cost just to stand on the street corner and beg for money; wait for it… is a Grand Total of $19,482.44
So it leads me to this picture; I rather give this lady my money for her boobs than the guy who’s wasting the money on cigarettes, pop, energy drinks, expensive shoes and other junk food. Really think before you hand out your money:
Fun fact, graham crackers were originally designed to make you stop whacking it. Corn flakes too. Apparently whacking it was a big problem in the morning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker
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The graham cracker was originally conceived of as a health food as part of the Graham Diet, a regimen to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges, the source of many maladies according to Graham. Reverend Graham would often lecture on "self-abuse" as masturbation was commonly called at the time. Graham would often say how these experiences were inspired by children eating crackers. One of his many theories was that one could curb one's sexual appetite by eating bland foods. Another man who held this belief was John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of the corn flakes cereal.
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